TSF: Tumblr Edition

Only the most inane content, carefully curated and regurgitated onto the web.

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

sorelatable:

Asking if I want to link my tumblr account to my facebook is like asking me if I want to invite my family over to watch me masturbate

retronator:

Witchmarsh by Inglenook

Another happy day in pixel art & gaming as Witchmarsh launches on Kickstarter.

An action RPG set in 1920s Massachusetts? Create and manage a team of investigators in a story-driven supernatural mystery? … Go say goodbye to your money here and follow them on tumblr here.

“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”

– Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)